Business Golf 101

Public relations is about relationships. During the golfing season, a round of golf is the perfect opportunity to build a relationship with someone with whom you will later do business. However, there are some dos and don'ts on conducting business on the golf course. In fact, there's even a course (academic, not golf) for students at Northern Illinois University to learn the proper golf behavior on the links.

Here are twelve tips provided by Professor Dan Weilbaker:
1. Don't rush things. Use the first six holes to get to know your potential customer.
2. Use the next six holes to better understand your potential customer's business.
3. Use the final six holes to share ideas about how you can help meet your potential customer's needs.
4. Close the deal on the 19th hole (or over dinner / lunch).
5. Don't initiate wagering and don't bet more than you have in your pocket.
6. Don't let your bad golf slow down play. Pick up your ball after double par.
7. Don't intentionally play poorly.
8. Observe how people play the game.
9. Listen more than you talk.
10. Don't tell off-color jokes.
11. Don't offer golf advice unless asked.
12. Leave your mobile phone behind.

Jewish Astronauts--

When NASA first started sending up the astronauts, they quickly discovered that ball-point pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA spent a decade and $1.2 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside-down, underwater, on almost any surface, including glass, and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300 Celsius.

Confronted with the same problem, the Israelis used a pencil.

As we get ready to celebrate the 40th anniversay of Skylab, this would be a great time to look back on Jews in space. ... . . No, not the Mel Brooks version. I'm talking about bona fide Jewish astronauts who have translated the ancient, nomadic ways of our people into a passion for exploration among the stars. . . ==================================================== Boris Volynov Boris Volynov was the first Jew in space. He was the commander of Soyuz 5 in January 1969. ========================================== . . Judy Resnick, was the first American Jewish astronaut to go into space. She served as mission specialist on the maiden voyage of the Space Shuttle Discovery in 1984 and also on the Challenger. . She died tragically when the Challenger broke apart shortly after liftoff for its 10th mission. She consulted a rabbi about lighting Shabbat candles aboard the Space Shuttle. Of course, an open flame was not permitted, so she was advised to use electric lights at the proper hour corresponding to the onset of Shabbat at their home base, in Houston . ====================================================== . . Jeffrey Hoffman Jeffrey Hoffman was the first Jewish man in space and the first person to ever bring a Torah into space. He did this during his 1996 mission on the Space Shuttle Columbia . ================================================= . . David Wolf Another Jewish astronaut, David Wolf, was in orbit during Hanukkah and, though he couldn't light his menorah due to the hazards of fire in an oxygen-rich atmosphere, he did take advantage of zero gravity when spinning his dreidels. "I probably have the record dreidel spin," he later said, "it went for about an hour and a half until I lost it. It showed up a few weeks later in an air filter. I figure it went about 25,000 miles." =============================================== . . Gregory Chamitoff Then, of course, there's Gregory Chamitoff, in 2008. He took mezuzot shaped like rockets on to the International Space Station and placed them on the door post near his bunk bed. ================================================ . . Ilan Ramon was the first Israeli astronaut. Ilan Ramon He was the payload specialist on the Space Shuttle Columbia and, sadly, he died along with his crew mates when the Columbia disintegrated during re-entry over Southern Texas . But during his career as an astronaut Judaism was a prominent part of his life in space. He was the first astronaut to request kosher food in space and also the first one to consult a rabbi about how to observe Shabbat while in orbit. In addition to a Torah scroll and microfiche copy of the bible, he also carried a picture of Earth as seen from the moon that was drawn by a Jewish boy in a concentration camp during World War II. . . ================================================= Gary Reisman Last but not least on this list is Gary Reisman, who was the first Jewish astronaut to live on the International Space Station, and who brought a memento from Ilan Ramon's widow with him. He left right before Passover and asked if he could bring matzah with him, but, alas, mission control thought the crumbs would be uncontainable. . ( Reisman is a self-proclaimed member of the Colbert Nation and had a cameo appearance on the series finale of Battlestar Galactica).

Actually Yuri Gagarin was the first Jewish man in space. He flew into orbit aboard the Soviet spacecraft Vostok I on 12 April 1961.
He never told anyone he was Jewish.